She looked up and smiled at him coyly. He looked down upon her lovingly. She snuggled closer to him. He leant forward and lightly brushed her cheeks with his lips. She leant closer to give him more access. As he tried to kiss her on the lips, she playfully pushed him away. Though he was expecting this, he playacted anger and turned away. She leant closer to him and with her palm turned his face towards her and gave her best smile. He couldn’t help smiling back.
“Coochie –Cooooooo” , she said
Not knowing the appropriate response to this, he merely smiled more.
“I looooove uuu” , she said crooningly…..
He very well knew the appropriate reply to this and he replied even more crooningly
“hmmmmmm….”
“Ok Ok now the movie is about to begin ..” she said .
“Yeah” , he said …
He had spent 500 rs for the tickets and the popcorn. He might as well watch this.
(“I looooove popcorn” , she had crooned earlier , in much the same tones as she had just proclaimed her love for him . And his reply was always appropriate .. “Hmmmmmmm”)
They were happy. He had proposed to her a month back. She had agreed. “Yeeeeeesssss” , she had crooned. He had met her parents. They had liked him. They were about to be married in another month’s time.
She crooned a lot. He tolerated it. She looooved popcorn. He didn’t mind buying it. And they both liked movies.
And they were very very happy.
As the titles were rolling out ,she snuggled very close to him and fed him popcorn.
The movie began.
It was not going very well.
In fact it was bad.
It was , truth be told, horrible.
As a matter of fact , it had achieved sublimity in being intolerable.
And it was the perfect opportunity for him to show off.
It was his chance to showcase his sense of humor and bolster her confidence in the choice of her mate.
And he was feeling particularly confident that evening.
“ What the hell …” , he ventured.
She looked up at him, smiled , made soothing noises and fed him popcorn.
He was very encouraged by this.
“Why the hell did we have to come to this movie” , he said in an exaggeratedly mocking fashion.
She smiled more and fed him more popcorn. This was like a direct intravenous dose of adrenalin for him.
“ This is what happens when we listen to your ideas” , he said with a chuckle , riding an ever rising wave of confidence.
“My ideaaaa????” , she crooned. Her hand , which was about to feed him popcorn stopped in midair.
Normally under different circumstances , he would have changed the topic , but he was feeling particularly confident or suicidal , whichever way you look at it.
He said , “then what???…just like all your ideas” ….he chuckled more.
To be fair to him , he thought this was genuinely funny and what’s more ,passionately believed in what he said.
“And what are my other ideas that you don’t find good?” she asked extremely sweetly and with a killer smile on her face.
Under normal circumstances, he would have recognized these signs and retreated , but as we already said, he was feeling particularly confident or suicidal , whichever way you look at it.
“Oh that’s easy” , he said .
He wasn’t particularly observant of the fact that her smile was getting sweeter by the minute and that she had stopped feeding him popcorn.
“Like the time when you had brought that silly flaming red top of yours” , he said
Again he wasn’t very observant or considerate of the fact that , that’s what she was wearing right then and that it was her favorite.
“Oh you don’t like it???” , she asked in the sweetest of voices.
Under any other circumstances , he would have construed this as a signal to parachute out off the nose diving aircraft but as we already said he was feeling particularly confident or suicidal , whichever way you look at it.
“Are you kidding ??? It makes you look fat ,……… as if you need it” ….he said chuckling out loud now.
Her smile was at it’s sweetest now. And she was eating the popcorn herself.
Under normal circumstances , he would have unconditionally surrendered at this sign , but as we already said he was feeling particularly confident or suicidal , whichever way you look at it.
“Well not your fault ….you look like your mom” ….he was slowly and dangerously surely getting lost in his own world now and laughed out loud.
“Don’t disturb the others”, she said in a honey dipped voice.
Under normal circumstances , he would have correctly understood this as “SHUT UP” , but as we already said he was feeling particularly confident or suicidal , whichever way you look at it.
“Disturb the others ???”, he said , “as if you don’t do it with your crooning all the time” …he was laughing louder now.
She had stopped eating the popcorn. And she looooved popcorn.
“You are very funny” , she said sweetly , “ you can see humor in the most trivial of things and make them sound sooo funny”
Under normal circumstances , this would have been like a splash of icy cold water on a December morning for him , but as we already said he was feeling particularly confident or suicidal , whichever way you look at it.
“Remember when we were in that restaurant and you had ….” ,he started.
It went on
It continued till the movie was over. He joked and he joked well . He was genuinely funny. He talked about her dresses , her crooning , the way she talked and not least of all her family.
And her smile kept getting sweeter and her voice dipped in honey twice and thrice over.
Under normal circumastances he would have noticed that she had stopped snuggling , wasn’t feeding him popcorn and worse still wasn’t eating any herself. But as we already said he was feeling particularly confident or suicidal , whichever way you look at it.
He genuinely thought he was being funny.
He thought he was saving the evening.
He thought he was entertaining her.
And he continued doing so.
The movie ended. He was in particularly high spirits.
He thought he had impressed her enough.
She was smiling and most importantly she said she found him funny.
He thought the evening went very well.
And all the more reason why he could not understand why she broke up with him the next day.